Q
For some reason Death the Kid reminds me of you, is that weird? -Zenkat
Anonymous
A

I don’t know what that means. 


Q
Weird question: How would you describe your perfect match? -Zenkat
Anonymous
A

someone smart and doesn’t care about personal records? 

oh! i know my perfect match! 

science. 


Q
I suppose that's a no then, hey I got in though, which is good!
A

Really good. Everyone’s been too busy to visit me 


Q
They just said "oh another one" Jesus Zack. Do you even have a girlfriend?
A

Do I look like the kind of guy who has girlfriends? Let’s be real here 


Q
Damnit Zack they're asking if I'm a relative or spouse what should I say? Oh goodness they just asked if I was your wife, I said no don't worry. I'll be there later than expected
A

I have girls visit me all the time (I’m such a player right) just say we’re married 

they all do 


Q
God you poor thing. I'll do my best to slow the decomposition of your brain, I'm trying to be there, I'm on my way, I've got your books.
A

Yay!


Q
You made friends? Not that I don't think you can, of course! I'll be there ASAP. Anything you need?
A

Books. Preferably puzzle books, my brains’ turned to jelly. I made a few friends. That’s all. 


Q
Yay, I'll be right over do you want me to get you anything? -Zenkat
Anonymous
A

INTELLIGENT AND LOOOOOONG BOOKS


Q
Zack? It's Caroline, I really miss you, I've been so busy with work. When's a good time I can visit? I'm sorry I've been so absent
A

you’ve been absent? I’VE been absent! Please come stop by. Come meet my friends


Q
I'm bored, may I visit you?
Anonymous
A

I’m bored too, yes please